{"id":247,"date":"2010-07-14T11:10:08","date_gmt":"2010-07-14T11:10:08","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.adamflanders.com\/blog\/?p=247"},"modified":"2010-07-15T11:12:46","modified_gmt":"2010-07-15T11:12:46","slug":"fundie-improves-grammar","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/adamflanders.com\/blog\/2010\/07\/fundie-improves-grammar\/","title":{"rendered":"Fundie Improves Grammar"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.bangordailynews.com\/detail\/148713.html\">Today was an historical day in Maine<\/a> &#8211; a fundie properly spelled &#8220;marriage.&#8221; As you can see in the picture below, she didn&#8217;t get it right the first time, but this fundie, by what some have said is a true miracle of Jesus himself, corrected the spelling. All it took was a little super glue and a new tab of paper in the top right corner and this fundie became a wizard&#8230;of spelling, that is. We&#8217;ll let her get away with splitting up lifestyle (was that life&#8230;&#8221;sin&#8221; under that pasted on sheet?).<\/p>\n<p>\t\t\t\t<center><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/www.adamflanders.com\/images\/fundiesign.jpg\" width=\"450\"><\/center><br \/>\n\t\t\t\tI think the message of the campaign is clear, in any case. Even if you&#8217;re an illiterate fundie, marriage is between a man and a <i>wom<u>E<\/u>n<\/i> &#8211; because the National Organization for <strike>Polygamy Marraige<\/strike> Marriage (phew)&#8230;wait, what does it represent again? Ah, nevermind, let&#8217;s just focus on the Federal cases that are one stop away from granting nationwide <i>Marriage<\/i> Equality! Then what will NOM call itself? Perhaps something that is more all-encompassing of their overall goal &#8211; NOB (National Organization for Bigotry).<br \/>\n\t\t\t\t<a href=\"http:\/\/www.huffingtonpost.com\/2010\/07\/08\/gay-marriage-ban-unconsti_n_639998.html\"><br \/>\n\t\t\t\tFederal Judge In Boston Rules Gay Marriage Ban Unconstitutional<\/a><br \/>\n\t\t\t\t<a href=\"http:\/\/en.wikipedia.org\/wiki\/Perry_v._Schwarzenegger\"><br \/>\n\t\t\t\tPerry v. Schwarzenegger<\/a><br \/>\n\t\t\t\t<a href=\"http:\/\/www.nytimes.com\/2010\/06\/29\/us\/29court.html\"><br \/>\n\t\t\t\tSupreme Court recognizes sexual orientation as an &#8220;identifiable class&#8221; <i>(i.e.; same as race, gender, ethnicity, etc.)<\/i><\/a> and <a href=\"http:\/\/www.pbs.org\/wnet\/religionandethics\/episodes\/april-16-2010\/christian-legal-society-v-martinez\/6109\/\">PBS Video &#8211; Christian Legal Society v. Martinez<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Today was an historical day in Maine &#8211; a fundie properly spelled &#8220;marriage.&#8221; As you can see in the picture below, she didn&#8217;t get it right the first time, but this fundie, by what some have said is a true miracle of Jesus himself, corrected the spelling. All it took was a little super glue [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[1],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/adamflanders.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/247"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/adamflanders.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/adamflanders.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/adamflanders.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/adamflanders.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=247"}],"version-history":[{"count":5,"href":"https:\/\/adamflanders.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/247\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":252,"href":"https:\/\/adamflanders.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/247\/revisions\/252"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/adamflanders.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=247"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/adamflanders.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=247"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/adamflanders.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=247"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}